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A person who tries to pursue unrealistic achievements, generally wearing the color green in some manner. Frugal with money and assets, cheap and has a very low total worth.
Stop acting like such a greeney, you are far too lazy to go back to college.
greeney by J_CashMoney August 12, 2008

MC Greeney 

Mc Greeney - A person who is chronic at emceeing and is regarded with high status by other MC's. Also a person who smokes da Reefa and is trippin whilst on stage.
Oh daaaaaym, you see dat guy up there dawg?
Ye boi its lik MC Greeney innit'
Trippin Dawg.
MC Greeney by gazza nezza March 10, 2010

Lil greeney 

A up and coming soundcloud rapper
Lil greeney by Lil greeney September 18, 2018

It's Not Easy Being Greene 

Marjorie Taylor's lament and no doubt her future campaign theme song, in what's sure to be a groundbreaking presidential bid.
To anyone who thought she effortlessly nailed the Gazpacho Police stalking the halls of congress, compared mask mandates to the Holocaust, or informed the citizenry of the United States that America was officially a Christian Nationalist country, Marjorie, capitalizing on her uncanny resemblance to Miss Piggy, lured Kermit into harmonizing with her as they sang "It's not easy being Greene".

Peeny Greeny 

An alternative name for Pinot Grigio wine commonly used by super cool people.
"Yay! Grandma got me peeny greeny for my birthday again. Super cool."
Peeny Greeny by Joe and Holly :)) August 26, 2021
1 A person with green hair.
2 A substitute for a dumb blonde.
.....and the greenette thought the sheep was a dog.
That greenette has grass greeen hair.
The greenette was dumb.
greenette by erfv March 14, 2010
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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