green onion 

a person (normally female) with poor genital hygiene.

Chelsea forgot to wash her vag for 6 days, and she turned into a green onion.

green onion by Urs V September 28, 2008

green onion cake 

When you accidentally give oral sex to someone with poor genital hygiene.

Luke: Shit man, you don't look so good!
Cornelius: I just had a green onion cake...

green onion cake by Urs V September 28, 2008

the green onion

when you fuck and in which it feels like a green onion is burning your dick

"Yeah we're starting to try some new things in the bedroom"
"Yeah?, like what?"
"Oh you know like The Green Onion"
"Sounds terrible"
"Oooooh yeah it is"

the green onion by partir February 6, 2018

Green Onions 

A funky 60's instrumental piece of music by "Booker T and the MG's"

Dude I've heard that before, who is it?

"Green Onions" by some old skool dudes called Booker T and the MG's, found it in the oldies vinyl collection !!

Green Onions by Ginnus July 26, 2009

Green Onions 

Parking Enforcement Officers employed by the city of Montreal are a sub-division of the Montreal police force, the Montreal SPVM (Service de police de la Ville de Montréal) where they are nicknamed "Green Onions" due to their formerly green uniforms.

Creton, who is of French origin, also had harsh words for the staff responsible for monitoring parking meters - green onions - which, according to him, sometimes appear "arrogant, vulgar and disgraceful. They are aggressive and strike without warning. He then adds that he regularly notices them (green onions), on Peel Street, waiting for the parking meters expire as to immediately impose fines on motorists.

Green Onions by JoeBlo August 21, 2013

Greenononia 

Theory developed by two Shawnee High School graduates that states the following:
1) Females that attend, or have attended, Greenon High School will be socially attached to students or alumni of Greenon for the rest of their lives.
2) Females that attend, or have attended, Greenon High School are physically unable to date male companions that are associated, or have been associated, with school districts outside of the Greenon School District (Such actions as "Leading On", "Accidental Flirting", "Cock Teasing", and "Screwing Guys Over" are the resultants of non-Greenon based companionship).
3) Greenon students and alumni naturally form "cliques" in their high school careers, and then transfer these "cliques" to public universities throughout the state of Ohio (Exceptions include overweight weed smokers that fail to get decent enough grades to get themselves into a public institution, and thus end up shoveling cow shit at Young's Jersey Dairy until they're 45 years of age).
4) The "above average" looking females (6 out of 10 in a normal society) are looked more as 9 and 10 out of 10 rated individuals in the town of Enon due to the fact that half the female population in Enon is eligible for the "Best in Show" award in the Dairy Cow category at the annual Clark County Fair.
5) If you do not, or have not, attended Greenon High School, seeking companionship with a "Knight" will lead to failure (often results in drunken phone calls, sobbing, punching of walls, use of poor judgment, and possible altercations with Greenon students and or alumni).

Joe, from a standard public school, meets Susie of Greenon High School. They hang out every weekend for some three months, but unexpectedly, Susie begins to avoid Joe and becomes a total bitch. Joe has just come in contact with the theory of "Greenononia".

Greenononia by Anonymous Black Man from Enon, OH May 1, 2008