green ninja 

n. 1. A moron; one lacking the necessary cerebral capacity to formulate coherent thought.
2. A witless boob.

I can't believe he said that. What a green ninja.

green ninja by Sendark April 25, 2005

green ninja 

1)An idiot of unimaginable stupidity.

2)A complete retard.

3)More likely then not, a wannabe asian.

Ha, Ruskin is a Green Ninja

green ninja by Squidi.net/forum April 25, 2005

green ninja 

The untmost elite of newbies. The omninoob. Probably grew up really sheltered. One lacking in common sense or culture to the degree that he/she could be classified as being "skilled like ninja" at being a greenhorn. The proverbial 40-year-old virgin.

You don't know how to pump gas? You've never heard of Bruce Campbell? You've never played spin the bottle?? You're such a green ninja!

green ninja by Jeth September 6, 2005

green ninja 

A better version of a ninja - it's green. Found in the forests of Africa. Considered a "n00b" for not being public enough.

Jon: God You are SUCH a green ninja!

God: Hey...watch what you say Jon.

*slice*

God: Jon? Jon???

green ninja by The Green Ninja January 12, 2008

green ninja 

when somone is smoking a blunt and they are letting the smoke sit in their mouth you sneak up on them n suck the smoke out of their mouth.

dood when im high i turn into a green ninja.

green ninja by green ninja attacks April 6, 2011

Green_Ninja 

A Ninja of amazing skill and unimaginable beauty.

Green_Ninja is totally hot.

Green_Ninja by jsbnfjk8eayr January 9, 2008

green.ninja 

the cutest boy ninja around. he will fill you with passion, and youll burst. Because he is bomb. His techniques include: dancing, giving compassion, and knowing how to make the ninjas smile. Pride and joy is where youll find this ninja. Warning: he will cut you up when he is not joyus, hes been cuttin since the age of three so beware.

give green.ninja a line, and he'll give you a friendship.

green.ninja by steve November 3, 2004