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Some faggot on Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 that always rush, plant/defuse the bomb or basically, the opposite of what you want them to do. They bitch and whine about whatever things kill them and are usually 12-year old kids.

Green kids are that sixth player on your team that's not in your party, and therefore is green on the minimap and liable to suck.

FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKING GREEN KID YOU GOT ME KILLED

Oh my god did you see that fucking green kid rush plant the bomb?

"Hey go get the bomb" FUCK DUDE THE GREEN KID GOT IT

green kid by Dustinht July 14, 2010

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Green bean kid

When a kid is very stingy and weird and skinny and short and tiny and not cute and really weird and a mamas boy that doesn’t do anything wrong that has a weird smile

John is such a green bean kid

Green bean kid by Sarrraaaaaaa December 12, 2019

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Green anaconda kid

blaaaaat

green anaconda kid : there are green anacondas under my bed , every night I fight them and at midnight I fight THE KING and to do that I call JHON CENA

us - ok pop off I guess

Green anaconda kid by THE POTATO QUEEN 2282 May 5, 2021

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Green Screen Kid

A person, usually a child, adding their face in front a random ass video and adding nothing to the video itself.

My friend is a green screen kid. He takes the most random shorts and adds himself into it.

Green Screen Kid by yjmgc7x7 December 20, 2023

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green screen kid

someone on YouTube shorts that steals content that’s actually good and makes it worse by putting a 2 year old’s face in the corner

Person 1: This video is really funny!
Person 2: Oh, I found another one of those STUPID GREEN SCREEN KIDS in the corner, say #stopgreenscreenkids in the comments.
Person 1: 🐸

green screen kid by IAMANOODLE January 15, 2024

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Green Screen Kid

A kid in YouTube that uses YouTube Shorts features, Green screen. Usually this type of kids is annoying because they ruin a good video by move randomly and they get a lot of of views and likes than a Youtuber that put more effort.

"Stop Green Screen Kid, it is so annoying."

Green Screen Kid by Imaweebandimrich!!1!!11!! January 27, 2024

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green screen kid

a retarded content stealing piece of shit that is the result of unprotected incest.

Tom: THAT LITTLE SHIT STOLE THE YOUTUBE SHORT I MADE!!
Bob: that green screen kid deserves to be crucified!

green screen kid by Death Metal and BlackMetal fan February 11, 2024

sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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