Green Apples

A code word you say to your parents when your friend is standing right next to you and you are at someones house and you want to get picked up without making the other person feel bad.

Makes the tension before your parents arrival have alot less tension.

Works good with non understanding friends that dont want you to leave and always tries to make plans with you

mom:" So do you want me to come and get you?"
You:"Um, yea get some green apples"
mom:"Ok i'll be there in 10 minutes"
You:" Aww man, Ok bye"

You:"John, shes picking me up in 10 minutes"

Green Apples by teebstheman August 4, 2009

green apples squrits 

very very bad shits.

I ate that old whip cream and it gave me the green apples.
I had the green apple squrits i didnt make it to the the rest room so i shit in the bed.

green apples squrits by michael October 27, 2003

the green apples 

diarrhea; short for "the green apple splatters." Can also be referred to as "the green apps."

Ugh, I had the green apples all night last night.

the green apples by catjackson October 16, 2008

shit green apples 

A statement of entusiastic surprise and delight.

"If George Bush manages to keep from bankrupting this country, I'll shit green apples."

shit green apples by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005

little green apples 

1. A math term used to describe small spherical objects

2. Tiny green fruits
3. Can be used in a phrase to describe happiness

Doesn't that just frost your little green apples

little green apples by The Real Ninja Cat Pickle October 24, 2017

green fried apples 

Used in conversation with Matthew Ethan Andre Gilchrist-Gray.

"yo bro tryna hop on the game?"
"green fried apples"
"???"

green fried apples by cee._kay_ January 3, 2025

Green Apple Quick Step 

Referring to the quick step dance move seemingly taken on by people who have to run to the bathroom with explosive diarrhea. Here say suggests that green apples can induce such a predicament - hence the moniker.

This is popular slang in the medical community when referring to patients who have such a reaction to medication such as lactulose given to patients with liver disease.

In popular culture, this was also the name of a 90's grunge band from Seattle.

Dr. Jason prescribed lactulose to Steve who promptly did the Green Apple Quick Step making it to the bathroom with a photo finish.

Green Apple Quick Step by Keithrn October 7, 2009