greedygoblin

Very greedy likes naked turtles and pears.he laughs at his own jokes that aren't funny he also got bullied at school as a kid for being sexually insecure because he's green and hairy and bisexual and flabby and for some reason he's got a small boob on his own face it alone has 3 nipples

That. Greedygoblin did my turtle

greedygoblin by greedygoblin2.0 March 24, 2017

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Greedy goblin

A stupid Jew with a long nose who steals shit from people

Cut your nose you stupid greedy goblin

Greedy goblin by touch grass god June 5, 2022

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GreenGoblin

something that is super wierd and you just dont know how else to descirbe it other than the green goblin himself

yo man i saw this guy the other day just standing there next to a tree talking to it, homie ended up yelling at it then started fuckin the tree man that shit was greengoblin bro real greengoblin

GreenGoblin by MuffinManxXX February 14, 2025

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

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