greedygoblin 

Very greedy likes naked turtles and pears.he laughs at his own jokes that aren't funny he also got bullied at school as a kid for being sexually insecure because he's green and hairy and bisexual and flabby and for some reason he's got a small boob on his own face it alone has 3 nipples

That. Greedygoblin did my turtle

greedygoblin by greedygoblin2.0 March 24, 2017

Greedy goblin 

A stupid Jew with a long nose who steals shit from people

Cut your nose you stupid greedy goblin

Greedy goblin by touch grass god June 5, 2022

GreenGoblin 

something that is super wierd and you just dont know how else to descirbe it other than the green goblin himself

yo man i saw this guy the other day just standing there next to a tree talking to it, homie ended up yelling at it then started fuckin the tree man that shit was greengoblin bro real greengoblin

GreenGoblin by MuffinManxXX February 14, 2025

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022