greedygoblin

Very greedy likes naked turtles and pears.he laughs at his own jokes that aren't funny he also got bullied at school as a kid for being sexually insecure because he's green and hairy and bisexual and flabby and for some reason he's got a small boob on his own face it alone has 3 nipples

That. Greedygoblin did my turtle

greedygoblin by greedygoblin2.0 March 24, 2017

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Greedy goblin

A stupid Jew with a long nose who steals shit from people

Cut your nose you stupid greedy goblin

Greedy goblin by touch grass god June 5, 2022

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GreenGoblin

something that is super wierd and you just dont know how else to descirbe it other than the green goblin himself

yo man i saw this guy the other day just standing there next to a tree talking to it, homie ended up yelling at it then started fuckin the tree man that shit was greengoblin bro real greengoblin

GreenGoblin by MuffinManxXX February 14, 2025

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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