greedygoblin

Very greedy likes naked turtles and pears.he laughs at his own jokes that aren't funny he also got bullied at school as a kid for being sexually insecure because he's green and hairy and bisexual and flabby and for some reason he's got a small boob on his own face it alone has 3 nipples

That. Greedygoblin did my turtle

greedygoblin by greedygoblin2.0 March 24, 2017

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Greedy goblin

A stupid Jew with a long nose who steals shit from people

Cut your nose you stupid greedy goblin

Greedy goblin by touch grass god June 5, 2022

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GreenGoblin

something that is super wierd and you just dont know how else to descirbe it other than the green goblin himself

yo man i saw this guy the other day just standing there next to a tree talking to it, homie ended up yelling at it then started fuckin the tree man that shit was greengoblin bro real greengoblin

GreenGoblin by MuffinManxXX February 14, 2025

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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