Skip to main content

garretting 

The act of watching gay porn while simultaneously pooping and masturbating, not washing up and going straight to sleep.
Oh man I was garretting last night and all I smell now is shit and semen.
garretting by phat_phuc October 30, 2014

Garretting 

A quick turn of events starting when a man and woman make sweet dry-humping love; the man cums in his trousers and immediately demands the woman make his bed, then kicks her ass out.
After Adam finished garretting his girl friend, he proceded to play WOW with his friends.
Garretting by Spring83n December 5, 2012

Garretting 

The act of being a complete rude, lying, selfish asshole
Stop garretting and give me candy
Garretting by tjm420 November 7, 2014

Graveldinger 

A graveldinger is another nickname for a penis.
Gravel meaning....your rock solid scrotom., dinger meaning your penis. put it together and it makes a penis.
I am going to hit you with my graveldinger.

or

Wow, look at the size of that guy's graveldinger.!
1. Gretting
Magical jubilation involving all mythical characters ever known including Santa, Easter Bunny, Leprechauns and more. Often includes a jig, perhaps in the bathroom, while listening to music and gretting simultaneously.
I had an amazing gretting the other week, serious jigging.
Magical jubilation involving all mythical characters ever known including Santa, Easter Bunny, Leprechauns and more.
Season's Grettings
Gretting by Lucydougal December 19, 2011