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"Gratch": Irish Traveller slang for a stopping place.
"Tan" in Romany slang means the same.
Gratch by thomgael August 9, 2003
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To make the noise you hear inside your head when you close your eyes very tight. Only the person gratching can hear the noise.
Person 1: What are you doing squinting your eyes like that?

Person 2: I'm gratching
gratch by thatkid741 December 23, 2008

Gritchypoo

The shortened version of Gritchard.
Person: Hey Gritch!
Gritchard! Gritchard prefers to be called Gritchard, rather than Gritchypoo. Respect that.
Gritchypoo by Gritchard October 23, 2011

giratchet 

An exceptionally tall girl that exhibits ratchet-like behavior ie. wanting to headbutt people randomly, telling people to suck their dick, excessive and belligerant drunken behavior.
Man that tall girl is being crazy.. she's such a giratchet.

Dang, check out that ratchet! She's tall AF! Must be one of those giratchets..
giratchet by Cap'n Save-A-Hoe November 1, 2013
To forcefully grab something with an ungodly amount of strength
Hey let me gretch that for you
Gretch by Arcxus January 18, 2021

Gretchum 

A derivation of greasy characterized by a disgustingly overwhelming amount of moxie towards even the most ordinary facets of life. Usually with an affinity for unorthodox hobbies including, but not limited to sword collecting, ant farm building, magic card trading, and beanie baby making. Hard to describe, yet easy to recognize, the gretchum kid will be the one who everyone wonders how he's still in public school. "What is that kid's deal?" or "What the hell is he doing?" are common question when eyeing a gretchum kid.
"Someone go tell that gretchum kid to stop eating the all the cheetos. He reeks like a past date jar of velvetta cheese thats been in a kiln filled with dead animal carcacuses for around 3 days."

"Bob Saget"
Gretchum by Peter And Nate April 22, 2007
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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