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Tea Party Patriots Official American Grassroots Movement 

A corporate-funded astroturf campaign disguised as a grass roots movement. A movement who's main objective is to further enrich the top 1% through various subversive means such as cutting the top tax rate (which is already the lowest it's been since the 1920s), and which has little agenda otherwise.
The Tea Party Patriots Official American Grassroots Movement is actually just a disingenuous attempt by the billionaire Koch brothers and Fox News to shift the country's economic policy further in favor of wealthy, powerful elites, ignoring the fact that such policies under George Dubya led to the Great Recession.

Grasspost 

Traditional African name given to person with a lesser build, somewhat ressembling a post
Person 1: Eyy mon, dids you see grasspost run that race today?
Person 2: yea mon
Grasspost by Clam horder March 8, 2010

not yet grasshopper 

Phrase used by New York metal band THE HEARKENING in their song "Developed in the Darkroom"
"The crowd went crazy when Stas Clockwise yelled 'NOT YET GRASSHOPPER'"

Grasshoar 

A phrase Jerma used to say “grasshopper
You wake up on an island, you sit in the grass and eat grasshoar
Grasshoar by JustYourAverageBoi November 30, 2022

knee high to a grasshopper

being very young or back when you where just a kid. possibly intending that someone is short.
"back when i was knee high to a grasshopper, we where never careful."
"your about knee high to a grasshopper arent you?"

Purple Grasshopper 

A sexual position recognized as when the partner is painted a violet or purple hue whilst in the supine position. The partner then proceeds to bend their legs, as the grasshopper do. The penetrating partner then places a kazoo in their oral cavity and proceeds to play exactly 8 and 3/4 measures of Flight of the Bumblebee during the act of coitus.
After the Tchaikovsky concerto, Marqueese Purple Grasshoppered the SHIT out of me. *Chirp, Chirp*
Purple Grasshopper by thefalconose December 27, 2016