Grasspost

Traditional African name given to person with a lesser build, somewhat ressembling a post

Person 1: Eyy mon, dids you see grasspost run that race today?
Person 2: yea mon

by Clam horder March 8, 2010

Grasspost

A specific instance of Grassbait—a post whose primary function is to pathologize the target rather than engage their content. Grassposts are recognizable by their therapeutic vocabulary: "touch grass," "seek help," "you sound unwell," "get therapy," "meds?" They require zero knowledge of the topic, zero engagement with arguments, and zero effort beyond scrolling and typing. Yet they're devastatingly effective, because they shift the frame from debate to diagnosis. You're no longer someone with an argument; you're someone with a condition. The Grasspost doesn't refute—it dismisses. It's not conversation; it's containment.

"She posted a thoughtful thread about political corruption. The replies were Grassposts: 'Ma'am, please go outside,' 'This level of obsession isn't healthy,' 'Touch grass.' None addressed her evidence. All pathologized her concern. The thread wasn't debated—it was medicated."

by Abzugal February 24, 2026

Tea Party Patriots Official American Grassroots Movement

A corporate-funded astroturf campaign disguised as a grass roots movement. A movement who's main objective is to further enrich the top 1% through various subversive means such as cutting the top tax rate (which is already the lowest it's been since the 1920s), and which has little agenda otherwise.

The Tea Party Patriots Official American Grassroots Movement is actually just a disingenuous attempt by the billionaire Koch brothers and Fox News to shift the country's economic policy further in favor of wealthy, powerful elites, ignoring the fact that such policies under George Dubya led to the Great Recession.

by big gubmint librul October 21, 2011

grassroots

having to do with something that originates from the common people

The chairman organized a grassroots movement to boycott Wal-mart.

by Light Joker November 30, 2006

grassroots

local or person-to-person. A typical grassroots effort might include a door-to-door education and survey campaign. Includes political, educational, artistic, and especially collegiate movements involving the common people as constituting a fundamental politico-economic group

My friends and I started a grassroots campaign to oust the oligarchal university board of trustees.

by medaeval December 26, 2003

Grasscopter

My definition of Grasscopter is a grasshoper put inside a remote control helicopter, the grass hopper will some how fly it and it will be in a helicopter so it should be called a grasscopter

Bryce found a grass hopper and decided to put it in a helicopter. he thought there should be a name and it is {or maybe} be called a grasscopter

by bgell8 December 28, 2011

grassroots

meaning "of the people, for the people" originally used and abused by hippies.
and the word became unanimous with any and all political movements in the USA.
since it's inception it has became the best example of Semantic satiation as the word has lost all meaning due to the frequency of use.

"we must start a grassroots movement to show the government we mean business." -some hippy
"this business is so grassroots." -some starbucks hipster
"the band started as a grassroots, then eventually became the funk rock band it is today." -some nonsense magazine

by thatcrazyguyoverthere February 23, 2014