Grapeski

This is a common street name for swisher sweets cigars used in more colloquial situations and even in public as a facade to throw off parents or other authoritative types from the actual topic of smoking cigars.

Brown: Gotta be gettin' some grapeski
Tall: Can't be doin that ma man
Ripped: Can't be having someone who is 18 ma man
Brown: Got some grapeski in the Focus ma man
Ripped: Well cock my balls and call me cockballs; lets go

by Elliot Criswell August 18, 2008

Grapesicle

That really hot guy in your geography class that you cannot stop eye-fucking.

Bloody Eagle Face: Woah, who's that hot piece of shit with the not-the-same-colour-as-his-skin-tone hair? The one with the map bearing notes?

Hippo-Loving Girl: GRRRRRR GET THE FUCK OFF HIM YOU SLUT OMG IM GONNA KILL YOU GRAAH!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOIN WIT THAT GIY HES MINE HES A GRAPESICLE!!!!!!

Bloody Eagle Face: Oh

by eagles4lyfe October 19, 2009

grapeshit

Fecal matter which resembles the anti-infantry cannon ammunition grapeshot, which itself resembles a cluster of grapes. Contrast with the smooth, tubular shape of a typical, healthy bowel movement.

Barry's low-fiber diet was evident from the fusillade of grapeshit released in his recent bowel movements.

by Herr Stehpinkler August 26, 2011

Grapeshifter

A person who celebrates the festival of Bacchus on a daily basis. A heavy consumer of wine style alcohol products.

“Goodness, it’s wine o’clock! Crack open another bottle of the old Spumante my dear!” he exclaimed.

“You’re turning into a bit of a grapeshifter, it’s only 10 in the morning.” She replied.

by Westerbergist May 14, 2025