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Grapesicle 

That really hot guy in your geography class that you cannot stop eye-fucking.
Bloody Eagle Face: Woah, who's that hot piece of shit with the not-the-same-colour-as-his-skin-tone hair? The one with the map bearing notes?

Hippo-Loving Girl: GRRRRRR GET THE FUCK OFF HIM YOU SLUT OMG IM GONNA KILL YOU GRAAH!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOIN WIT THAT GIY HES MINE HES A GRAPESICLE!!!!!!

Bloody Eagle Face: Oh
Grapesicle by eagles4lyfe October 19, 2009
Words you can keep

Grapeville 

n. Morbidly Obese. Overweight. A place that a person can go to by overeating and getting fat. A condition of being enourmous and rotund.

Origin is from the movie, What's Eating Gilbert Grape and the character who played Gilbert's obese mother, "Momma", Bonnie Grape played flawlessly by Darlene Cates .
"Yes, you may have another helping of cake and ice cream, but don't have so much that you go to Grapeville."

"If you don't stop eating at McDonalds everyday and go on a diet, you'll be in Grapeville in no time."

If a person is too overweight to sit in a single seat at a movie or in an airliner, then that person has definitely gone to Grapeville.

If the amusement park ride's locking-bar mechanism will not close and lock over an overweight person, then they have definitely gone to Grapeville.
Grapeville by smudgetool September 16, 2008

rapesicle 

"Rapesicle" is often said to prompt someone to say what, because it has no real meaning and is inconceivable by any human you are almost guaranteed someone will say "what?" in questioning of what a rapesicle is. Truth is no one knows exactly what it is.
Alex:"Rapesicle says what." Jacob:"What the hell?" Alex:"Exactly"
rapesicle by omgishere2cu July 12, 2009

Grimesicle 

Noun: Someone who is so grimey that the adjective alone fails to describe the amount of people they get with. The sheer amount of people they have hooked up with is not really concieveable and the person will habitually lie about their "number". Sometimes saying "I don't Like people knowing my shit ".
Person 1: Dude, Im thinking about getting with Petunia
Person 2: Nah man, that bitch is a grimesicle
Person 1: Did you just seriously use the word Grimesicle?
Person 2: Yes
Grimesicle by Grimesicle November 26, 2009

rapesicle 

A frozen dildo made from blood that is used to anally rape racist policemen.
I'd like to use a rapesicle on that cop that shot Mike Brown.
rapesicle by ilken January 28, 2016

Rapesicle 

When one sucks on a popsicle in a very suggestive manner.
Can also be used if the popsicle is in the shape or form of a penis.
Bill retrieved a Popsicle from the freezer, eagerly sucking on it with all of his might, trying his hardest to get all the flavor out of it. Thus doing so, his head bobbed up and down on the Popsicle,
Edith walked in as Bill was eating this Popsicle, and exclaimed, "Bill! You Rapesicle!"
Bill immediately stopped, threw the Popsicle away, and sprinted out the door.
Rapesicle by RanchPudding666 August 29, 2014

grapesclock 

GrapesClock is the innovator of the Clockcrew BBS.

See also wordstrawberryclock/word
GrapesClock likes to govern the bbs for fit reasons and purposes.
grapesclock by Tangie June 27, 2003
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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