grandscaping 

To grandscape. The act of trimming, tweezing or just pulling the excess hair from a grandpas ears, nose, neck eyebrow or any other place that everyone’s grandpa has too much hair. A version of “manscaping”, but relating to just way too much, and typically grey hair.

Is that old man picking his nose?

No, he is just Grandscaping his nostrils.

grandscaping by Tom in HB June 28, 2024

grainscaping 

The process of removing pubic hair by dipping your genitals in grain alcohol and lighting them fire.

Eby's mom was all like... You have to be in to grainscaping before you fuck me.

grainscaping by Soulever March 31, 2015

glandscaping 

When you shave the area around your anus.

I gotta do some glandscaping to get my body ready for summer!

glandscaping by hot bacon butthole July 7, 2015

Gradescaping 

When a professor makes up absurd and inconsistent standards for grading.

Landscaping the class grades to where you want them.

Can you believe this? I got an 83 on my test but I still got a B, even though the class’ C average was a 58. Textbook gradescaping.

Gradescaping by Slipperylittleturd March 26, 2018

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019