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grandscaping 

To grandscape. The act of trimming, tweezing or just pulling the excess hair from a grandpas ears, nose, neck eyebrow or any other place that everyone’s grandpa has too much hair. A version of “manscaping”, but relating to just way too much, and typically grey hair.
Is that old man picking his nose?

No, he is just Grandscaping his nostrils.
grandscaping by Tom in HB June 28, 2024
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grainscaping 

The process of removing pubic hair by dipping your genitals in grain alcohol and lighting them fire.
Eby's mom was all like... You have to be in to grainscaping before you fuck me.
grainscaping by Soulever March 31, 2015

glandscaping 

When you shave the area around your anus.
I gotta do some glandscaping to get my body ready for summer!

Gradescaping 

When a professor makes up absurd and inconsistent standards for grading.

Landscaping the class grades to where you want them.
Can you believe this? I got an 83 on my test but I still got a B, even though the class’ C average was a 58. Textbook gradescaping.

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026