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grandscaping 

To grandscape. The act of trimming, tweezing or just pulling the excess hair from a grandpas ears, nose, neck eyebrow or any other place that everyone’s grandpa has too much hair. A version of “manscaping”, but relating to just way too much, and typically grey hair.
Is that old man picking his nose?

No, he is just Grandscaping his nostrils.
grandscaping by Tom in HB June 28, 2024
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grainscaping 

The process of removing pubic hair by dipping your genitals in grain alcohol and lighting them fire.
Eby's mom was all like... You have to be in to grainscaping before you fuck me.
grainscaping by Soulever March 31, 2015

glandscaping 

When you shave the area around your anus.
I gotta do some glandscaping to get my body ready for summer!

Gradescaping 

When a professor makes up absurd and inconsistent standards for grading.

Landscaping the class grades to where you want them.
Can you believe this? I got an 83 on my test but I still got a B, even though the class’ C average was a 58. Textbook gradescaping.

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026