grainscaping

The process of removing pubic hair by dipping your genitals in grain alcohol and lighting them fire.

Eby's mom was all like... You have to be in to grainscaping before you fuck me.

by Soulever March 31, 2015

Gradescaping

When a professor makes up absurd and inconsistent standards for grading.

Landscaping the class grades to where you want them.

Can you believe this? I got an 83 on my test but I still got a B, even though the class’ C average was a 58. Textbook gradescaping.

by Slipperylittleturd March 26, 2018

grandscaping

To grandscape. The act of trimming, tweezing or just pulling the excess hair from a grandpas ears, nose, neck eyebrow or any other place that everyone’s grandpa has too much hair. A version of “manscaping”, but relating to just way too much, and typically grey hair.

Is that old man picking his nose?

No, he is just Grandscaping his nostrils.

by Tom in HB June 28, 2024