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grandpa pat 

when u pat someones ass and use the middle and ring fingers to go between the ass checks in effort to cop a butthole, vagina, or even balls. Often used by dirty old men.
"man, i hate going over to uncle pete's hes always tryin to grandpa pat me!"
grandpa pat by aaron & evan April 4, 2008
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Grandma Pat 

Idiom: a pat on the back resulting from an almost hug, usually in the nature of a female distancing herself from a male, derived from the traditional hug turned "there there" pat received from one's grandmother, which is less insulting to the reciever in this contect.
Hey, your Granny Flo may even give you a traditional grandma pat on the back/comforting hug to console you after hot Tina from summer camp gave you a disappointing grandma pat and "k, bye!" at the end of the summer.
Grandma Pat by nicoicon August 4, 2011

Granda Patatta 

It has the same meaning as palatial regalia. Me and a friend made this up.
Hey Granda Patatta come here!
You have a Granda Patatta!

grandpaparazzi 

Grandparents who take excessive pictures of their grandchildren.
We tried to take little Joe out for a walk, but we just couldn't get away from the grandpaparazzi hounding us for pics of the little tyke.
grandpaparazzi by big papa 39 July 16, 2009

Grandpapa 

Grandpapa is theo
Grandpapa is theo
Grandpapa by Douglas the beef jerky September 6, 2023

grandpapa 

A person who has the smelliest farts in the world and is a proper ladies man.
Guy: What's that smell? Is it grandpapa?
Girl: I don't know but he's a sexy beast
grandpapa by Carterusm1 October 16, 2017

Grandpapa 

Son: hey mom who are we going to the zoo with?
Mom: we are going with your grandparents!
Son: grandmama and grandpapa?

Mom: yup that's them...
Grandpapa by Gammysoup December 3, 2019
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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