grandpa pat
when u pat someones ass and use the middle and ring fingers to go between the ass checks in effort to cop a butthole, vagina, or even balls. Often used by dirty old men.
grandpa pat by aaron & evan April 4, 2008
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Grandma Pat
Idiom: a pat on the back resulting from an almost hug, usually in the nature of a female distancing herself from a male, derived from the traditional hug turned "there there" pat received from one's grandmother, which is less insulting to the reciever in this contect.
Hey, your Granny Flo may even give you a traditional grandma pat on the back/comforting hug to console you after hot Tina from summer camp gave you a disappointing grandma pat and "k, bye!" at the end of the summer.
Grandma Pat by nicoicon August 4, 2011
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We tried to take little Joe out for a walk, but we just couldn't get away from the grandpaparazzi hounding us for pics of the little tyke.
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Grandpapa
Son: hey mom who are we going to the zoo with?
Mom: we are going with your grandparents!
Son: grandmama and grandpapa?
Mom: yup that's them...
Mom: we are going with your grandparents!
Son: grandmama and grandpapa?
Mom: yup that's them...
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