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The worst complainers about anything.
Especially in the mornings and evenings
God forbid he gets hungry at noon.
Fast food junkies that thrive on energy drinks.
Grandon is turning into the male Karen
grandon by Barry lihktervg June 8, 2022
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grandón 

Spanish adjective to describe something extremely large. In the echelons of size, grandón is amongst the top.
Grande -> Gran -> Grandón
I tore the biggest fart!
Me tiré un grandón pedazo! Que oloroso!

I had to take a shit really bad, and the shit really reaked! How big was it? Big? please, it wasn´t big, it was grandón!
Yo tuve cagar muy fuerte, y la mierda fue muy oloroso.
Como grande lo fue? Grande?, por favor, lo fue grandón!
A nice guy with a massive horse cock. He is tall and he dresses like a skater. Acts like a crackhead.
That guy Graydon. He has a massive cock.
Graydon by Uhhhhegehev December 3, 2021
A word with Pornik-Turkic roots that dates back to the Turkic Expansion of the Turkish language. The word is frequently used in the Azerbozani language and can be used interchangeably with the word 'Protector'. Many Turkish and even Azeri people use this word to describe their forefathers.

Many Turks and Azeris in present society are still gandons. The people of Turkey (Hndkahavastan) and Azerbaijan (Azgttaxemistan) acknowledge that they were all gandons in the past after examining their ancestral backgrounds and history.
"Turkey's people are natural born gandons."

Reporter: "President Erdogom, would you consider yourself to be a gandon?"
Erdogom: "Of course! I see myself as our country's biggest gandon."
gandon by tremsatkes818 March 13, 2023

grandorphan 

A person whose grandparents have all passed away; a person with no grandparents.
After all four of his grandparents died from food poisoning at the family reunion, Steve became a grandorphan.
grandorphan by Brad Roar! January 18, 2009

grandson 

Is a word used to call somebody a goat and certified gangsta and will whoop ass in any means and is the leader of any movement and is never a follower. This name is also used for a person that is gangsta and makes sure that the whole team is fed and has what they need. This name was also given to king von in prison when he was locked up. R.i.p king von you will be missed
That boy is a grandson this man whoop 7niggas asses in the same day
grandson by saysfuck.shit December 12, 2020
Russian slang for condom. Synonymous with faggot and/or asshole.
Alo gandon!
gandon by fM!phil May 28, 2003
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