Granddaddy 

A kind, hot and/or sometimes sexy sir, (in his 60's and older) with money to spend, often found sporting a Rollie, sponsoring the bottle service and decked down in Phillip Plein's latest. Although you may not necessarily want to take this sir into the bedroom, you certainly wouldn't mind drinking the Dom Perignon in his booth.

Aye, Natalie, quit downing the margarita, and go talk to that granddaddy over there. Round 2 is on the boys!

Granddaddy by accountingbish June 22, 2020

granddaddy 

ik people love their cousins a bit too much or their siblings but what about grandparents, or grandaddys 😏

Grandpa: oh my Isabella you are a very good looking woman
Isabella: damn granddaddy u are so hot rn-

granddaddy by MyManIsSoHotWTF March 14, 2022

Granddaddy 

Granddaddy is what you call your favourite old relative whether it be a man or a woman.

Bradley: Do you see that old lady over there? she's my granddaddy. Josh: Have you seen that old man over there? He's my Granddaddy too! Bradley: Awesome sauce!

Granddaddy by Berniusthedicktionary March 15, 2023

Granddaddy Dong 

A term to describe an older gentleman with grandkids, who is constantly being chased by woman after the dong of all dongs.

Oh boy, I guess Melissa was at it again. She was chasing this guy Tom, and he is about 20 years older than her. Little did Tom know, Melissa is a Horsedick Hound and upon cornering him, she persuaded Tom to take her home and give her a pounding with that Granddaddy Dong. I overheard Melissa talking to Betty, and she said she hasn’t been able to walk right for two days after the thorough jackhammering she received. I wish I was a Grandaddy, or a guy with a huge Dong. At least I have a good personality, I guess. Jesus, life’s a mess!

Granddaddy Dong by Tee Cee Deez March 16, 2020

Granddaddy Purple 

A very potent, expensive strain of weed popular in the northeast. Has a very unique taste and very strong smoke even though it burns slower then other strains. Can run up to 65$ an eighth. People often call what they are selling granddaddy purple when they are really selling a lesser grade of purple (i.e. grape goo, purple Kush)

"I just copped a P of Granddaddy Purple from the club"

"I got grapes yadida?"

Granddaddy Purple by TheStudioDankster650 October 9, 2006

granddaddy purple 

three way cross of Purple Urkel, Grape Ape, and Lavender. These three strains came from the same mother.

yeah, I gots dat Granddaddy Purple. Who's got the wrap?

granddaddy purple by Thebestweed'sfromMendo May 21, 2007

Granddaddy purps 

Granddaddy Purple Cannabis Strain- Alot of people think Granddaddy purps is the Top of the purple strain food chain...Well actually granddaddy purps is the mass produced version of purple urkel, By crossing purple urkel and Big bud you get Granddaddy purps an easy to grow, Great tasting and potent purple strain. Dont get confused by its Granddaddy name.....

Granddaddy Purps is the "mass produced" version of Purple Urkel. By crossing Big Bud with Urkel, growers have created a much more forgiving plant capable of high yields.

A distinctively grape smell and taste accompany the smooth and even buzz. Expect more energy than a typical indica. Great for going out hiking or otherwise enjoying mother nature.

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Granddaddy purps by HazeRage December 7, 2011