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Definitions by MyManIsSoHotWTF

Homoshockia 

Homphobia but in a non offensive way. Like you see gay and are shocked but you not in the way that it makes you wanna commit mass genocide.
Guy: *shooketh*
Lesbian 1: WHAT?! STOP LOOKING HOMPHOBE
Guy: No no I'm not homophobic, in a state of homoshockia, keep being you
Lesbian 2: Bet he's a gay in denial
Homoshockia by MyManIsSoHotWTF October 21, 2023
I know we've all watched the Eli movie and are scared but the Elijah boys are the sweetest boys you'll ever meet. They are the best males you'll ever know so if you lose an Elijah, you deserve to lose your life.
Girl 1: I'm into J___ again
Boy 1: 'Wtf why don't you date Elijah? He's sexy af'
Girl 1: Dude that's gay...
Elijah by MyManIsSoHotWTF October 15, 2023

granddaddy 

ik people love their cousins a bit too much or their siblings but what about grandparents, or grandaddys 😏
Grandpa: oh my Isabella you are a very good looking woman
Isabella: damn granddaddy u are so hot rn-
granddaddy by MyManIsSoHotWTF March 14, 2022
The name Grace talks about a woman who is beautiful, hot and overall amazing. They might not think it but they are the most sexiest motherfuckers alive and they need to be told that!
Girl 1: Umm, I broke up with Grace
Girl 2: What the fuck? She is a motherfucking goddess!
Grace by MyManIsSoHotWTF July 1, 2021

Boob Cheese 

I couldn't find this on here so here is the definition:
A woman's breast milk but it's cheese
Girl 1: I like this cheese! What kind is it?
Girl 2: It's my boob Cheese!
Girl 1: Oh shit-
Boob Cheese by MyManIsSoHotWTF March 30, 2021

Bi-social 

A questioning stage of bisexuality.

BI-SOCIAL IS A SEXUALITY!!!!!!!
Girl 1: So, who do you like?
Girl 2: I used to like Ben but now I might like Stacie.
Girl 1: So, you are bi?
Girl 2: I am unsure at the moment so I call my bi-social!
Bi-social by MyManIsSoHotWTF March 9, 2021