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Grade Rape 

When one has sex with a teacher/professor in exchange for an A, then finds out on their report card that they were given the B- they deserved in the first place.
I had sex with a professor in exchange for an A, then found out on my report card that I was given the B- I deserved in the first place. I was totally grade raped.
Grade Rape by Haaroon September 1, 2010

grade rape 

the act of taking off as many points as possible without being obvious of malpractice
frank "god I just got grade raped by my teacher, and after two hours of work I still failed based on spelling mistakes on my math exam"
grade rape by notacoward April 7, 2009

Grape Rape

Going into the supermarket, and picking at the grapes, (without paying obviously) choosing which ones are best for you, eating a few, and throwing any back into the bunch what don't meet your standards. Secretly knowing that other people may well have to eat the molested grapes you have touched up for like 5 minutes.
Person 1: Ummm them red grapes are lookin tasty
(sneaks a few in mouth)
Person 2: What about the white ones
(Person 1 looks and feels)
Person 1: Naa their brown and shitty at the top
(Supermarket Manager looks and spectates)
Supermarket Manager: Grape Rape.
Grape Rape by shitlikeroses July 3, 2010

Grade Raper 

When a class is so difficult that even really good students get low grades. Your marks will be significantly lower than your average marks in your other classes.
"Have you taken Neuroscience 2470?"
"Oh yeah, that class is a total grade raper. Avoid it if you can."
Grade Raper by statsstudent November 22, 2011

eat a grape rape an ape 

mmmm this grape is nice but so is this ape eat a grape rape an ape

grape rape

What happens when you draw a still life too accurately. Usually if there is a bunch of grapes in your picture, they will appear on top of each other.
Dude, those grapes look like they're humping each other.

I know. Total grape rape.
grape rape by jimmyjims2110 March 6, 2011

rape or grape 

Rape or grape is a popular game amongst the youths of today, people have to chose whether they would prefer to either:

a) Rape someone
b) Peel off someones testicle like a grape and eat it.
Guy #1: Phil, rape or grape
Guy #2: The one from the drum store? Grape every time
rape or grape by Foxy_F August 31, 2006
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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