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An emphatic expression indicating empathy with another's misfortune.
Paul: Hey remember how I got that hamburger at McDonald's the other day that tasted like shit and then I had to go to the hospital.
Dave: Yeah.
Paul: Well, I just saw on channel 4 news at 5 that some junior high school cook had been shitting on the grill without anybody noticing.
Dave: Oooh. Gozar.
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A person who posts in an internet chatroom or blog, who, whether knowingly or innocently, brags about himself or his possessions. Usually refers to the expenditure casually so as to make it sound like the cost is no big deal to the poster.
A typical post by a Gozar:

"Hey, look what I picked up today"
insert pic of new 90 inch plasma TV
Gozar by CFOT August 18, 2006
To release a natural occurring biological gas which renders those in the immediate vicinity paralyzed with an uncontrollable gag reflex.

The gas attack remains embedded in the victim's brain for the rest of their lives.

Children and the elderly suffer harsher side effects from being Gozar'd then the general population.

No known air freshener has been known to combat or eliminate the gas from the immediate vicinity. The safest course of action is to flee the area immediately.
Man 1: Hey do you smell that? *gag*

Man 2: Yeah! Smells worse than a rotting corpse! *gag*

Man 1: Oh man we got Gozar'd! *gag* Run outside! Fast! *gag*

Man 2: Must *gag* get *gag* to *gag* fresh *gag* air! *gag*
Gozar'd by txag98 August 19, 2011

goaru hell 

A very bad mispronounciation of 'go to hell' by Maldivian actress Niuma Mohamed, while arguing in a movie.
Hmmph, goaru hell.
goaru hell by moonieaahh January 31, 2019
To be gosared is to have someone close to you (usually family members) turn against you.
Example #1 :Congress man Dr. David Brill made pauls kin gosared him.

Example #2 :Papa john was gosared by his company.

**The term "gosared" was a term created on the H3h3Podcast.
Gosared by Snugzm3ow September 30, 2018
when girls get massively turned on my the male species... It usually occurs by flashing go the genitals...
Bradley- Look at my big worm in my pants pal!
Anna Land-of-the-bush - WOW, i have such a massive gonar right now!

Bradley- errr i can't tell with the amount of hair.

*sheers*

Bradley- dude you have a dick...
Gonar by Finemist November 10, 2011