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goymersexual 

Someone who is obviously gay, no matter how many times he/she marries someone of the opposite sex.
Married or not, that guy's a goymersexual
goymersexual by Detective John Kimble September 15, 2003
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Gomersexual

A person who becomes arroused by their own image.
I looked at myself in the mirror, pitched a tent, and became a gomersexual.
Gomersexual by KaptinKrunch August 13, 2004

gamersexual 

a person who favors gamers to give them their love
gamersexuals usually run around in 2s or 3s or even 10s in a videogame (online only)
they kick everyone who isint in bed with them out of the game so they can continue their orgy
i was playing this game online, and these gamersexuals kicked me off because i wasnt in their clan
gamersexual by Orange Wizard May 16, 2006

gomesexual

A gomesexual is like a homosexual.
gomesexual by Master of beargreen September 11, 2023

gomersexual

an idiot who will only have sexual relations with another idiot
laura bush, after discovering her husband in bed with dick cheney, cried out...i always knew i was married to a gomersexual!!!
gomersexual by dan13 April 24, 2006

Goobersexual 

One who is generally gooby about sex and all related activies.

Can also be an individual who enjoys incorporating chocolate covered peanuts into their sexual escapades.
Lisa: "Sherwin hocked a loogie before he kissed me, then laughed and highfived himself."

Vicky: "Sounds like a goobersexual to me."
Goobersexual by Algnar July 24, 2010

Goonersexual 

A person that’s only sexually attracted to their goons.
Brian wants me but we’re friends. i think he is goonersexual
Goonersexual by Isago October 5, 2021
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