Gomersexual

A person who becomes arroused by their own image.

I looked at myself in the mirror, pitched a tent, and became a gomersexual.

by KaptinKrunch August 13, 2004

gomersexual

an idiot who will only have sexual relations with another idiot

laura bush, after discovering her husband in bed with dick cheney, cried out...i always knew i was married to a gomersexual!!!

by dan13 April 24, 2006

omersexual

sexually attracted only to blue haired midgets with anal acne.

mom, dad, im omersexual
mom: hop on board boi

by lorrydriver69 December 4, 2019

gnomeosexual

Somebody who is sexually attracted to gnomes.

Gnomeosexual Likes to masterbate with gnome figurines, have their partners dress up like gnomes or gives sexual favors to gnome figurines.

Josh can't stay away from Miss Nancy's gnomes. The police were called as he was sliding the gnome in his butt while he was pinching his nipple screaming "gnome me, gnome me master"!

by Red On The Head October 20, 2015

homersexual

A name from one of the prank phone calls that Bart does to Moe on the Simpsons. It is used in season 2, episode 7F15, Principal Charming.

Bart: Hello is Homer there?

Moe: Homer who?

Bart: Homer Sexual.

Moe: Well, one second, let me check. Uhh Homer Sexual. Oh come on, come on, one of you guys has got to be Homer Sexual.

Homer: Ha Ha, don't look at me.

Moe: Oh no, You rotten little punk. If I ever get a hold of you I'll sink my teeth into your cheak and rip your face off.

by Linux System Message April 10, 2004

Homersexual

A man who is aroused by the site of beer and doughnuts. Category that originated with Homer Simpson. Any man who bears a strong resemblance in likeness or habit to Homer Simpson.

Any police officer or fireman you have ever met. "He got all homersexual and hit me for grabbing his Boston creme."

by Shane C Gray November 15, 2010

gamesexual

One who is adept in playing video games. He or she is so good, it is as if they have an intimate relationship with the game or the console itself. In fact, he or she might be.

Wow, Schmitty, killing Ramm in 2 minutes? You are such a gamesexual. Uh, stop stroking the 360.

by drewby05 March 12, 2007