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Full Gourning

Putting a hole in a gourd and pounding it.
Full Gourning by karldeck November 8, 2025

Full Gourning

Putting a hole in a gourd and pounding it
Full Gourning by Gourner November 8, 2025
The grotesque face a person or creature pulls when they are absolutely fucking pinging.
Festival:
James: Fuckin hell boys that's a mad pill.
*10 mins later*
James: gurning
gurning by weaponised_autism July 14, 2019
The muscle tension in the face that usually ends up with the jaw and tongue rolling and teeth grinding as a result of amphetamines.
Argh, I'm gurning! My jaw's gonna hurt in the morning!
gurning by Nekromekanik May 24, 2005
The uncontrollable mouth movement caused by certain drugs. without the aid of chewing gum can result in serious interior mouth damage.
mate these pills are banging, got some proper gurning going on
gurning by rooney425 June 29, 2008

Gurning Drug Monkey

One who pulls ridiculous faces whilst under the influence of drugs such as E's, Coke, Speed etc.

Can be characterised by excessive jaw motion whilst hammering a piece of chewing gum, wide eyes and a streched out gob contorted into numerous positions.

Can also be used to refer to those smashed out of their tiny little trees on top quality skunk.
1. Look at that fellow, he's a gurning drug monkey...

2. We don't want to walk around Amserdam with a bunch of gurning drug monkeys