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gotmilk by gotmilk November 16, 2003
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Rosemary Goatmilk 

A sexual position in which the man physically chokes the woman with his penis.

For two males, see Rosemary Goatcheese.
Shenaynay: Oh man I could so go for some autoerotic asphyxiation!

Lemonjalo: Hey baby, what say we go back to your grandma's place and I give you some Rosemary Goatmilk all up in your grill?

Shenaynay: Mm mm bitch!
Rosemary Goatmilk by Dairyquizzard October 6, 2008

got milk 

an expression used by men when admiring a woman's boobage.
DAMN!! She's got milk!
got milk by Ruhmwolf October 26, 2004

got milk? 

Got Milk? is an American advertising campaign encouraging the consumption of cow's milk, created for the California Milk Processor Board in 1993. The voice saying "Got Milk?" at the end of each television ad is that of veteran voiceover actor Denny Delk.

In 1998, the slogan “got milk?” campaign expanded to include the faces, but not the names, of celebrities. By adding the celebrity cachet, awareness of drinking milk has increased 90%. Today the slogan is an international icon and the phrase has been parodied more than any other ad slogan.
Doctor: mrs. lipstein l'm afraid l have some bad news. the tumor is malignant. i'm afraid you only have 6 months to live.

Mrs. lipstein: oh my god!!!

narrator: got milk?
got milk? by Young Reezie December 11, 2009

I GOT MILK, BABY 

I got milk is not just a saying, it is a way of life. you drink your milk so you can kick the living shit out of everyone because of it and you wan't to let them know in the worst way possible

When everyone doubts you and no one respects you.fuck them and remind them you got milk baby

Popularized by punch drunk idiot james toney after beating evander holleyfield
"Get that weak shit out of here...don't you know?... I GOT MILK!?"

"god damn that guy has balls....he's got milk!"

Chickenhead: Why are you so good at sex relations?
Me: well dirty hoe, I Got MILK, Baby!

got milk? 

When someone walks out of the bedroom after performing felattio not realizing that they have semen on their face.
At the party, Jeff and Mrs. Johnson went into Brad's bedroom. About a half an hour later, Mrs. Johnson came out of the bedroom with a GOT MILK? face!
got milk? by Sex Ed December 1, 2006

got milk 

I got milk last night
got milk by Hiesha August 23, 2003
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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