gossen

A Gossen is a good person.
Usually.
If they are angry they may throw things and screech at you for hours.
DO NOT make a gossen angry! They will curse you and your family.

Gossens can be nice somtimes.

Person 1: wow they are angry as a gossen!
Person 2:whats a "gossen"?
Person 3: you don't want to know.

by DawnStarBESTEST! February 26, 2019

Gossin

Gossin, In Ireland, a slang word for “boy”, from the Norman-Irish word garsún, meaning young lad.

Tell that gossin over there to fetch me another pint o’ Guinness!

by 75Flatfoot May 14, 2018

Gosselink Syndrome

A condition whereby a person has no talent or skill in his profession, and resorts to sucking dick for career security. It ends up becoming sever, as eventually all that the person does is suck on cock all of time, even resorting to using beard wax so that sperm doesn't crust up in his beard.

See the new kid following the boss around? He looks like he's coming down with Gosselink syndrome.

by EWSBBQEWewsgainy123 February 17, 2017

Gossed

To steal a friends girl from under his feet

I was chatting to a girl i liked in a bar last night and my friend swooped in and gossed me.

by Angry friend December 30, 2012

Goosen

The act of dramatically craving for something, typically food.

Oh man, I’m goosen for a buttery Jack from ‘Jack in the box’. Said hungry Ted

by Jack from Jack in the box September 20, 2022

Land O Goshen

Land O Goshen is a Southern expression of amazement or frustration. The Land of Goshen is a place referred to two times in the Bible, once as a province of Egypt (in the time of Joseph) and another time as a Canaanite land renamed Goshen in the book of Joshua. After Moses led the Jews out of Egypt (Goshen) and Joshua finally led them into Canann, they named a portion of the Promised Land, Goshen. This may be why the phrase is used as an exclamation of amazement and frustration, as the Land of Goshen was the place of the Israelites bondage, and later a place in the Promised Land.

1. Land O Goshen, I just saw a shooting star!
2. Land O Goshen, if I have to tell you to close that front door again I'm gonna tan your hide, boy!
3. Land O Goshen, that apple pie is the tastiest I ever et, Ma!

by DallasDeckard January 27, 2011

Going Kate Gosselin

Typically a female responding to her male partner in a manner that is unjustifiably intense. The level of the male's infraction (if one exist) pales in comparison to the size and intensity of the female's rage.

If Brandon leaves the seat up one more time I am totally going Kate Gosselin on his ass.

by spaghettiWestern September 1, 2009