gornk

Brain rotted numskull who needs more brain wrinkles. Retarded potential rapist. All-around untrustworthy. Dumber than a doornail. Lacks social awareness. Enormous deposits of body fat. Yolked, retarded, muscled man.

You see that big stupid blonde idiot? He's a gornk.

by zhezhemzheyzure May 6, 2024

gornk

A little black man with big eyes named Stefan says imma gornk this shit up

Imma gornk this shit up

by Da rizzler June 16, 2024

Dutch gonker

A delicate act based on the famous dutch oven that consists on waiting until a person falls asleep and carefully positioning your anus as close as you can to the other person's mouth. If you make it this far the only thing left to do is make full contact of your anus with the other person's mouth while opening it as is necessary to achieve the long awaited transmission of your gassy ghosts.

Due to the addictive state of nirvana this act causes, it is a very tough addiction to get rid of so perform it at your own risk.

I pulled another dutch gonker on my boyfriend the other night when he came home drunk and later than usual and all my inner demons and worries disappeared instantly, we're quite an addictive couple.

by FacedPunched September 25, 2013

Gonk Droid

Our Lord and Savior Gonk Droid is a walking battery that repeatedly says gonk. Lucasfilm has made multiple attempts to make a Gonk Droid stand alone film but that was deemed impossible. This was because to make the film Lucasfilm would need footage of heaven itself. The amount of light and holiness would have blinded people. The blind would be able to see again but would just go blind again from its holiness.

Me: I need to charge my phone.
*Gonk Droid descends from heaven to help you*
Our Lord and Savior Gonk Droid: Gonk

by DEW ETT December 17, 2017

XAVIER GORNEY

A type of boulder used for mass destruction. also is a reliable food source for a couple of years.

a XAVIER GORNEY was used to destroy all sources of enemy food in a matter of seconds in the late 16th century

by ancient food sources September 25, 2019

Gonk

A polite way to call someone a idiot

u absolute gonk

by shankedyshankerton January 26, 2019

gorno

Gore pornography, a cinematic horror sub-genre that depicts torture, suffering and drawn-out death that tests the staying power of audiences as much as the victims. Sex has nothing to do with it, but, like porn, it’s all about visual thrills. It’s all about the gore – the more gruelling the better.

Hostel II was pure gorno man!

by Chaiselongue December 9, 2008