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Goretard
Goretard by XavierFigueroa February 13, 2010
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Goretard
A person who believes Al Gore is the greatest scientific mind to have ever walked the earth and goes to outrageously stupid lengths to make themselves out to be "green", "eco-friendly" or "organic", etc. Also known as "Greentards" or "Ecotards"
Man, I set up a tent at the G8 protest and made a killing off of these Goretards by selling them bottled tap water I labeled as 100% organic and carbon-free. Dipshits!
Goretard by Spunkelunker July 30, 2010
gorerage
gorerage by Bigbanger419 November 14, 2020
gretarded
another word for gay & retarded
1. to get gayly retarted
2. to get fucked up
used with alchohol and/or drugs
1. to get gayly retarted
2. to get fucked up
used with alchohol and/or drugs
gretarded by lalalalaurenx3 October 6, 2009
Goretrait
When Abandon All Ships sings this song, guys find it so sexually erotic they ejaculate and impregnate every women within a 5 mile radius.
"Dude, I saw Abandon All Ships play Family Goretrait at Warped Tour 2011 and got 15,000 chicks pregnant."
"Damn dude that sucks, just take them over to where The Devil Wears Prada and not Abandon All Ships, playing the song Family Goretrait, and get a free abortion."
"Damn dude that sucks, just take them over to where The Devil Wears Prada and not Abandon All Ships, playing the song Family Goretrait, and get a free abortion."
Goretrait by abandonallshipmates September 26, 2011
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