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gordonstoun 

A school in northern Scotland that bangs on about having had a couple of royal toffs.
"Arn't you happy your not at Gordonstoun?"
gordonstoun by Gordonunit March 5, 2015

Gordonitis 

The insatiable urge for self-gratification.
Man! I just looked at that fine young ladies titties and now I have a mean case of Gordonitis.
Gordonitis by pluoticus May 5, 2012

Gordonstoun 

A school in the north of Scotland, founded by kUrT hAhN that is known for bullying a royal prick and destroying some kids childhoods
Person 1: “What’s the best thing about Gordonstoun?”
Person 2: “Rustication.”
Gordonstoun by Kurthahn April 12, 2019

El Goonish Shive 

A great webcomic written and drawn by Dan Shive. The characters are mostly eccentric and regularly funny, however sometimes there are bits of drama. Drawn in the anime comic style, though not completely influenced by it.
El Goonish Shive makes me laugh, weep, and keeps me on the edge of suspense!
El Goonish Shive by Anonymous July 23, 2003

gordoning 

1. (v) When someone comes into your place of work or study and distracts you or otherwise wastes your time, preventing you from accomplishing things or doing work

2.) (v) When someone is walking with you and gradually veers towards the edge of the path despite being the party furthest from the edge, thereby leading you to walk off the path and into dirt, a street or a wall.
Dude, will you stop gordoning me? I'm trying to study for my Linear Algebra exam.

He wouldn't stop gordoning me and I almost walked into traffic.
gordoning by Quixote_ August 13, 2016

El Goonish Shive 

A webcomic written by Daniel Shive that flawlessly blends cartoonish nonsense with an interesting, engaging plot.
It takes some pretty decent writing to make you actually empathize with the characters of any story. El Goonish Shive is the only webcomic to achieve this effect.