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A religion in which the followers commit what is called a “Rhythm Clapping” with a video if their deity “Mr. Gordan”

“I practice Christianity” “I practice Gordanism”

Gordanism by Gordanism Preacher February 11, 2021

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gerganism

The study of pimpin' and keeping hoes in line along with compiling stats for football teams. Includes showing elderly women the locker room in order to take advantage of their awe.

Chris Delbo is practicing gerganism as we speak. He is a gerganistic fuck.

gerganism by BFFCB November 17, 2011

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Michael Jordanism

The following of the great Michael Jordan who led the Bulls to six NBA Championships in the 1990's.

Screw my former religion. I'm converting to Michael Jordanism. At least we know he's real.

Michael Jordanism by bullstown4life June 15, 2010

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Godraism

A religion for the intelligent.

Person 1: See that guy over there proving that math problem? He must believe in godraism!

Godraism by Godra December 14, 2014

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Goodmanism

A type of down syndrome where the host has fifty or more chromosomes.

In my class, I teach myself. It's a wonder she got the job as teacher at all. She has a severe case of Goodmanism.

Goodmanism by Yeet Skadit November 20, 2018

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Jordanism

A sacred religion which all shall hail the mighty one name "Jordan" and worship the ground he stands upon. If you do not obey him you will perish in the fiery ashes of hell with the other nonbelievers.

Guy #1: Hey you wanna go to church tomorrow?
Guy#2: Sorry, I am apart of Jordanism, so I can't attend!

Jordanism by ThatDankFart2 August 14, 2017

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Gormanism

n. A syndrome where you look younger than you really are.

She has Gormanism because she's 20 but looks 13.

Gormanism by Creepy Nuo August 8, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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