Gordanism

A religion in which the followers commit what is called a “Rhythm Clapping” with a video if their deity “Mr. Gordan”

“I practice Christianity” “I practice Gordanism”

by Gordanism Preacher February 11, 2021

gordan

a dirty garden hose

"do you have any hoses here?"
"all we have is that gordan."

by itsathurdsayo01 July 30, 2008

gordan

a nose goblin

"i think you've got a gordan in there."
*points.

*rubbage of nose
"thanks!"

by itsathurdsay01 July 31, 2008

Gordan

A generally sensible person who can become out of control when drunk.

Did you see how he turned into a GordAn when he finished that case of beer? He even started throwing empties at the bar people.

by wickedpike24 March 31, 2009

gordaned

To be made to listen to annoying and random pieces of shit that make no sense at all.

"I was gordaned on the bus ride home by a nerd at the back of the bus."

by MillerTime555 March 28, 2007

Gordan

a fat ass who does not know how to controll himself around other women even if he is married

gordan is a hoe and is he pregnat

by SIOgirl592 April 04, 2017

Gordan

A super cute, nice, kind, admirable girl. She has all the boys she wants but only picks the right one. Funny, and playful and should always be treated like a princess. A great friend to talk to and will always help you out with your problems.

Friend: Look how lucky Kevin is with his girl Gordan

Other Friend: Yeah, I wish I was as lucky as him

by Real-Right-Blood October 04, 2019