Gordito

cute little fat boy;
a pet or nickname used affectionately
SEE: gordita

Nona calls Little Ricky "my gordito" because he loves ice cream so much.

Gordito by Joe Renato December 9, 2006

Gordito

Word in spanish, nice way to call a boyfriend who's really sweet and cute

Mi gordito es bien bueno!

Gordito by Garal September 25, 2004

Gordito

A spanish slang for a fat person (fatty)

• Gordo: spanish for fat

• personified using: ito (masculine), ita (feminine)

Mira a ese gordito
(look at the gordito)

Gordito by tontoo October 25, 2017

gordito

spanish for chubby. You can get gorditos in many situations.
1)When playing sports
2)When hanging out with your girlfriend
3)When taking a test

1) Awe damn i went to kick the ball and it went above the goal. I totally got a gordito
2) When she leaned in to kiss me, i pushed her away. What was I thinking i totally had a gordito
3) I studied all night for the test, but then I got a gordito and forgot it all. There goes my 4.0

gordito by justwhenyouthoughtitwassafe March 8, 2008

Gordito Penis 

The wild sport of naked sumo wrestling and swinging your penis towards other peoples penis's, like sword fighting.
For extra effectiveness, you can slather cream cheese in and around the penis for double points.

"today on 69 sports, we will be playing Gordito Penis"

Gordito Penis by DeadlyBowEG April 7, 2021

Gordito Canchero 

Insult used by monkeys to try harm a fat guy

Guy 1: Papeeeeeel, ts, ta mojado
Monkey: Shut up you Gordito Canchero
Guy 2: What an insult

Gordito Canchero by wHO WHO WEHE May 12, 2022

cheesy gordita crunch 

1.) a tasty snack available at taco bell consisting of a soft, warm gordita shell, connected via cheese to a crunchy corn tortilla shell, filled with beef, lettuce, cheese, and a special sauce.

2.) a standard unit of betting in some social circles. a bet becomes official once a quantity of cheesy gordita crunches has been offered as a bet, and a handshake has followed. the winner of the bet may redeem his/her cheesy gordita crunch during the subsequent trip to taco bell.

1.) man, I could really go for a cheesy gordita crunch right now!

2.)
jon: dude, there's no way that's gonna float.
david: are you kidding me? it's definitely gonna float.
jon: I'll bet you a cheesy gordita crunch that it won't, bitch!

cheesy gordita crunch by David October 11, 2007