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Noun: Fat hispanic man or woman used for someone's sexual wants, needs or desires.
How to Use: A horny man or woman go behind an overweight person, grab their fat into a clump and start rubbing their genitals against them.
A: I have such a hard on dude.
B: Don't worry there's a Gordido Crunch over there.
by Do The Mario February 01, 2018
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