gordaned

To be made to listen to annoying and random pieces of shit that make no sense at all.

"I was gordaned on the bus ride home by a nerd at the back of the bus."

by MillerTime555 April 4, 2007

Gordoned

The verb “to gordon” entails an act which involves the utilisation of Gordonjectives to describe the behaviours in which the recipient of the Gordon should execute

“Clarice got so Gordoned last Saturday, was so funny to watch.”

by Tayfyall March 17, 2020

Gordoned

intoxicated to the extent of wishing to consume a moth or ejaculate on the head of an acquaintance. To be so wasted you shit on a slide and then fall into it.

"hey man are you drinking tonight"
"yeah man im gona get completely gordoned!"
"are you sure we have exams this week"
"don't give a dump"

by MIRZ March 30, 2008

Gordoned

to be eaten by ants or cat; specifically kids with bad ADD get attacked

Matt was gordoned while waiting for the big A.

by Thomas December 14, 2003

Waxey Gordoned

A reference to the American gangster Waxey Gordon who specialized in bootlegging used to describe an individual who is intoxicated.

"Jimmy just took a shit on my door step, he's absolutely Waxey Gordoned."

by KingSpecialK June 9, 2018