gorasm

when you nuh in a bih but it doesn’t go to plan so you lwk just end your shi

i gorasm’d after i got a bih pregnant

by cornelius niggabob September 7, 2025

gorgasm

n.

a giant orgasm

v.
the act of having a giant orgasm

It was the best sex of my life. I gorgasmed all over him.

by She Said It March 18, 2015

gorbasm

The feeling that the American, and general western liberal elites in the media, politics and academia get when they contemplate all the actions of Mikhail Gorbachev--the man they credit with bringing peace to the world, mostly since they hate Ronald Reagan (That cowboy!) too much to credit him with the fall of the Soviet Union. Whether or not they see that development as a bad thing is another story in itself...

A Gorbasm, ladies & gentlemen, is fake. A Gorbasm is a phony feeling of bliss and euphoria. Mikhail Gorbachev was credited by the media, and by many liberals in this country, with preserving the peace and security of the planet threatened by warmonger Ronald Reagan, and with bringing freedom to Eastern Europe and what used to be the Soviet Union.

To me, the Reagan defense buildup showed that we could maintain a world-class defense and a first-class economy, and the Soviets crumbled trying to keep up.

The time for worldwide jubilation was the day the USSR disintegrated. Gorbachev’s ouster has given the best reason in the world to have that one final, but sincere, Gorbasm. For now that the communist regime has imploded, there truly is a chance for lasting peace.

by John Smith October 14, 2004

Gorashtic

A state in which you may ask any question under the sun, which will more often then not have a sarcastic reply which you in turn will believe.

Boy- Do people get zapped by lightning in Kentucky a lot?

Boy2- Yes 3 to 4 times a day.

Boy- ohhh ok, thanks.

Boy2- OMG your sooo Gorashtic.

by Danik April 28, 2008

görüsmek

Noun: The act of hitting someone in the face with your half erect penis (similar to smurfing), that has been incubated in a special "cock-holster" to cultivate a large amount of smegma.

The name is derived from the Turkish word "görüşmek" meaning "to meet" and incorporates the in the above practice mentioned smegma.

She really likes görüsmek. I think it's all about the humiliation combined with the intense smell of rotten penis cheese.

by TheRealJigsaw September 13, 2017

goram

Futuristic curse, synonym for "goddamn." (Created by Joss Whedon for _Firefly_ TV series)

Bones: "Damn it, Jim. I'm a doctor, not a goram doorstop."

by shimrah April 4, 2004

goramit

Alternative to the expletive Goddamn it

Made popular by Joss Whedon's Popular TV space western Firefly. The word was used in the show as a means to get around censorship laws.

Goramit woman!
(large explosion) Goramit, what the h*** was that?

by Anime-Addict November 3, 2005