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gorbasm

The feeling that the American, and general western liberal elites in the media, politics and academia get when they contemplate all the actions of Mikhail Gorbachev--the man they credit with bringing peace to the world, mostly since they hate Ronald Reagan (That cowboy!) too much to credit him with the fall of the Soviet Union. Whether or not they see that development as a bad thing is another story in itself...
A Gorbasm, ladies & gentlemen, is fake. A Gorbasm is a phony feeling of bliss and euphoria. Mikhail Gorbachev was credited by the media, and by many liberals in this country, with preserving the peace and security of the planet threatened by warmonger Ronald Reagan, and with bringing freedom to Eastern Europe and what used to be the Soviet Union.

To me, the Reagan defense buildup showed that we could maintain a world-class defense and a first-class economy, and the Soviets crumbled trying to keep up.

The time for worldwide jubilation was the day the USSR disintegrated. Gorbachev’s ouster has given the best reason in the world to have that one final, but sincere, Gorbasm. For now that the communist regime has imploded, there truly is a chance for lasting peace.
by John Smith October 14, 2004
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gorgasm

n.

a giant orgasm

v.
the act of having a giant orgasm
It was the best sex of my life. I gorgasmed all over him.
by She Said It March 18, 2015
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gorbashit

That asshole who ruined your sexy classless society.
Na dude USSR fell cause of Gorbashit.
by Soviet_Union June 17, 2014
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Gorbastic

A saying from the olden days.

It means that something is good and filling/fatty, this was mostly used to explain how good certain meat was!

It is now more commonly used in fighting games when an attack does alot of damage to your opponent.
Yo, that meteor smash you did was Gorbastic

This steak was absolutely Gorbastic
by Lord Gorb August 7, 2019
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Gorbas

This word can be used in many different ways. But the most used ways are by replacing the words nice or goal.
Nice gorbas dude!
Wow this drink is so gorbas!
This view is gorbas!
That was gorbas!
by Johan, Pusha Styles December 22, 2020
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garbasmic

When something is so trash, so awful, so terrible, absolutely straight up garbage, that you have to orgasm in response to your rage.
I recieved a letter last week that was so short and deprived of any true meaning, I rage-fapped - it was garbasmic.
by Definitelynotyourgf March 16, 2023
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gorgasm

to become sexually excited and masturbate while looking at or watching death scenes or mock snuff scenes on film.
He often found himself stroking himself to a state of gorgasm while looking at naked dead girls at ogrish.com.
by KillerMongaloid November 6, 2009
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