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Gorstasaurus 

A toothless chick who works at the only strip club in kitsap county.
strip, kitsap, toothless, Gorstasaurus
Gorstasaurus by BadWitch December 17, 2009
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gorathnet 

Noun- large sharp metal grate/net to put in the air to kill birds, small animals, and large insects as they fly into it unknowingly. Sometimes it can be electrified with a preffered power supply of 10,000 volts.
Yesterday I had to polish my gorathnet without you.
gorathnet by jhalley September 18, 2007

Zombie Goasts

Zombie Goasts are pests who reside in old houses to feed on the flesh of humens, but not rly becuz they are zombie goasts and they cant touch nothin' but they eat you anyway, HAHA!
Zombie Goasts by ZimMan2 January 7, 2010

gofasters 

This is what Marines call running shoes
I went to the store and bought some new Asics gofasters, cause I need to run over to the next town and bang this MILF tonight.
gofasters by C_Dog23 April 27, 2006

Gorashtic 

A state in which you may ask any question under the sun, which will more often then not have a sarcastic reply which you in turn will believe.

Boy- Do people get zapped by lightning in Kentucky a lot?

Boy2- Yes 3 to 4 times a day.

Boy- ohhh ok, thanks.

Boy2- OMG your sooo Gorashtic.
Gorashtic by Danik April 28, 2008
the town between bremerton wa and port orchard washington. also known as "kitsap counties armpit" and "the septic tank of bremerton" there arent many things you can get in gorst but you can get a shitty car, a tattoo, guns, tattoos, strippers, and bad food. you can even buy a trailer and take it with you so you dont have to live in gorst
Joss: "guess what happened in gorst today"
Sam: "what?"
Joss: " i got syphilis from a stripper at toys topless, i tattoo that says i hate gorst and a gun to kill myself cuz i went to gorst"
sam: "wow i wish i could of went to gorst"
gorst by ghanjaking May 3, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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