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gooty goat 

when a goot has sex with a black hairy goat she gets horned up the goothole and she screams John SimCox
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gooty goat by gootygoat January 8, 2012
Words you can keep
Greatest of all time, cool, unreal, the best, perce
"Those Cavendish Restaurant Style fries are goaty"

"Tom Brady to Rob Gronkowski is goaty"
GOATY by Hogi69 May 27, 2018
A slang word meaning "game of the year," the abbreviation of which is "GOTY."

Source: Gamespot's "The Hotspot" Podcast, week of December 9, 2007.
Warhawk is a contender for the PS3's goaty.

My goaty would have to be The Orange Box.

Super Mario Galaxy and Halo 3 are strong choices for the overall goaty.
goaty by Moggraider January 5, 2008

Goaty Boyfriend 

The name given to your boyfriend if he grows a goaty on his chin.

Kinda Goaty Wit It 

When something is only around 25% of being the goat (greatest of all time, not to be confused with the majestic bovidae that Baaas)

The signature catch phrase of the famous YouTuber and streamer, Bubby.
You: “Wow that movie with all the spoon throwing was definitely the goat

Person: “Nah bro, it was only kinda goaty wit it”

Goaty Throaty 

To actually be the the best at something and win at the same time.
Thatr game was goaty throaty
Goaty Throaty by SteamyTable December 10, 2021
Someone having the qualities and resemblance of a goat.
That goaty ass whore ass bitch needs to hide her face.
Goaty by Kbizzz March 2, 2009
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