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gooroo by TheRealSombra October 17, 2020
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Goorookgunya 

It’s a mockasunya that’s also a fokasunya...also known as Horus the cat
Hey stinky did you hear about goorookgunya?
Goorookgunya by Punkrck1995 February 13, 2022

GOOGOOLI 

It means “cutie” in persian, it’s a slang not an official word, usually used for babies
You are such a googooli
GOOGOOLI by SMNJD October 29, 2018

Goomoolah 

Vernacular Greek.. origin in Peloponese

def- Excrement
I stepped in dog goomoolah
Goomoolah by I am Greek August 8, 2009
The nickname given to a Flandere Scarlet fumo.
Nigel: Gooboo acquired.
Michael: yooooo
gooboo by fishgaming March 13, 2023

Goorious 

This is a term used for the schizophrenic state of being excessively goofy and excessively serious, the ability to switch between the two, and being nowhere in between. This is generally encountered in high school band, choir, and other such musical groups. On their free time, they may act like stupid 5-year-olds. Some may even laugh at everything, every atom moved, every word spoken, even if to others it is dumb.

But when around adults, and in concerts, they become boring. In fact, very boring. They are obsessed with rules and such, and obey them like robots. They respect everyone, no matter how weird they are. And after the show, they switch back.
Goorious people are made fun of because they are goorious.

The chorus consisted of two groups: one made up of nerds obsessed with theory, and the other of goorious oddballs who would be bullied if they werent in the group.
Goorious by Urine Corporation October 13, 2012

Googoots (Cucuzza) 

Literally, in italian, a big squash. Used as slang it means "a useless person." In other words, all that person is good for is to sit there like a big squash and get bigger. It can just as easily be derogatory as well as joking.
I was going to get Frank to fix my Mustang, but then I remembered that as far as mechanics go, he's a total googoots (cucuzza).
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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