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Any group or number of douche-bags that are college drop-out losers.
Hey! Did you see those gooners act like they were cool? Hey it was really cool when they dropped out of community college.
gooners by Liam Thomas May 18, 2007
Words you can keep
we are gooners
gooners by j.tk27 January 25, 2024
Parents over 40 that hump loudly
Dad: Mom and I are going to bed now
Son: Gooners!
Gooners by RunHavanaclub December 31, 2025

gooners advocate

Similar to a devils advocate, someone who continues to argue for gooning and other forms of gooning.
Not to play gooners advocate but…

Gooners’ Trance

A version of masturbating that lasts more than at least 6 hours. This is even longer and more intense than gooning.
Dude, I’m in the GoonersTrance

Top Gooners

1) The "superior;snooty" Arsenal fans

2)The most unbearable type of Arsenal fans. They suck up to the club and do whatever they can to gain clout via social media platforms. They spread toxic positivity and constantly change their narrative to remain satisfied with the clubs' actions and lack of success
They refuse to hold the club accountable no matter what and basically lose their marbles if anyone dares criticise them. There's a man on sky sports called "Gareth Neville" who received a lot of hate from Arsenal fans because he didn't think they could win the title (which actually happened!)
E.g Arsenal are linked with Kai Havertz

MR DT : "Well if Mikel Arteta wants him, then so do I. He's exactly what we need! Immense playah!"

Lee Gunner: "these Top Gooners are inverted mate"
Top Gooners by g3org3.m June 20, 2023

Goonerette 

A diehard, female supporter of the London based football team, Arsenal FC, the winners of more League Titles than the rest of London put together.
If a goonerette is crying because the team lost the game, do not blame it on PMS.
Goonerette by Bi-curvy-ness October 9, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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