Tink's definitions

schmitty

falling down the stairs while being intoxicated and wetting ones pants

the next morning saras pants were all wet from her smittie the night before

by tink July 19, 2004

corset

Undergarment worn throughout ages, to redefine the sape of a woman's body(mostly into an hourglass); usually by cinching the waist, and pushing up the breasts. Originally lined with whale bone for support, and laced up the back; now is available in many different styles, materials, and shapes. Current-day it is no longer JUST worn as an undergarment, but is commonly worn as part of an outfit usually durring the nocturnal hours. Favored garment by the goth or gothic genre.
DUrring different eras, muntiple shapes were achieved. i.e. Edwardian, Elisibethan, Victorian, Valentine, exc.. Also in Overbust (to cover the breasts) or Underbust(stops below breasts).

The tighter the better.

by Tink January 24, 2005

frontage

well, basically its the lunch on a young ladies chest which attracts to MOST kinds of the male spechie!

she sure has some heaving frontage that girl!

by Tink September 8, 2003

playerette

A girl who really knows who to play with the boys.

A girl that can have whom ever she wants whenever she wants.

by Tink February 5, 2004

rudeniks

what you call the rudeboys who call the goths the goffniks

the rudeniks are out in force

by tink May 3, 2004

muff wagon

Muff Wagon orriginated when females decided to go "cruising" in their cars and search for guys. It is almost the opposite of a sausage fest; however, a sausage fest can occur at any place. A muff wagon is limited to a car full of dirty ho's who think they are hot, and do not keep their auzzie hair in order.

Hey dude, look at that muff wagon, its full of those crazy ho's we saw last night.

by Tink April 25, 2004

goobatron

A real idiot who fails every thing that is atempted. And stangley enjoys the mockery that comes with being a Grade A goobatron!

Hey goobatron way to fuck up! Again!

by Tink September 8, 2003