goomee
goomee by J. Harrier April 20, 2004
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Goombee
A goombee is a creature who is described as greasy or slimy and usually shit brown in colour .They are human like in shape but tend to be tallest at 4ft . They are covered in nasty puss filled barnicles which pop when they are excited and they stank of rotten meat and pig semen. They tend to live in dark , cold places like under a bridge or in caves. In their homes they masturbate for warmth and feast upon human testicles which they hunt at rastle up under the moonlight from unsespecting senoir men. They are a close relative to the skwag.
Two senoir men at a table
"I was out hiking last night and I stumbled upon a goombee cave" said Joe
"Did they take your testicls?"said Bill
"Naw, they were too busy jakin it" laughed Joe
"Hahahahha they are always beating it" chuckled Bill
"I was out hiking last night and I stumbled upon a goombee cave" said Joe
"Did they take your testicls?"said Bill
"Naw, they were too busy jakin it" laughed Joe
"Hahahahha they are always beating it" chuckled Bill
goomie
yo trey pulled up to the game last night with a goomie and the cops came last night. shit was crazy.
goomie by slimeslattpat September 3, 2019
Goomies
Goomies by The_Streets October 12, 2017
goombers
someone who is the coolest. someone who can make you smile even if you are in the worst of moods, makes you laugh when you don't want to.
generally this person is very attractive, "YUMMMY" if you will, and would do anything to make the ones that he loves happy. a person who is names goombers is a very positive and outgoing person.
Goombers tend not to have high enough confidence levels, but should because they are among the best looking people ever seen.
to be a goomber,
is a very special thing,
no one would ever want to lose a goomber in their lifetime.
they are someone who should never be forgotten,
and are always loved.
They can brighten your day,
and make everything okay,
Goombers are well loved.
<3
generally this person is very attractive, "YUMMMY" if you will, and would do anything to make the ones that he loves happy. a person who is names goombers is a very positive and outgoing person.
Goombers tend not to have high enough confidence levels, but should because they are among the best looking people ever seen.
to be a goomber,
is a very special thing,
no one would ever want to lose a goomber in their lifetime.
they are someone who should never be forgotten,
and are always loved.
They can brighten your day,
and make everything okay,
Goombers are well loved.
<3
goombers by shpanks mcbang January 25, 2011
Goomed Up
Goomed Up by Richard Zinner September 4, 2017