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Goombee
A goombee is a creature who is described as greasy or slimy and usually shit brown in colour .They are human like in shape but tend to be tallest at 4ft . They are covered in nasty puss filled barnicles which pop when they are excited and they stank of rotten meat and pig semen. They tend to live in dark , cold places like under a bridge or in caves. In their homes they masturbate for warmth and feast upon human testicles which they hunt at rastle up under the moonlight from unsespecting senoir men. They are a close relative to the skwag.
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Goombet • goobette • goombata • goombatomy • goombers • goobet • goombato • Goombee • Goombella • goomberries
Vinny Goombots
The Italian version of "John Doe." Refers to any person when you don't know his name. Similar to stugats.
Vinny Goombots by BONE May 3, 2003
goombers
someone who is the coolest. someone who can make you smile even if you are in the worst of moods, makes you laugh when you don't want to.
generally this person is very attractive, "YUMMMY" if you will, and would do anything to make the ones that he loves happy. a person who is names goombers is a very positive and outgoing person.
Goombers tend not to have high enough confidence levels, but should because they are among the best looking people ever seen.
to be a goomber,
is a very special thing,
no one would ever want to lose a goomber in their lifetime.
they are someone who should never be forgotten,
and are always loved.
They can brighten your day,
and make everything okay,
Goombers are well loved.
<3
generally this person is very attractive, "YUMMMY" if you will, and would do anything to make the ones that he loves happy. a person who is names goombers is a very positive and outgoing person.
Goombers tend not to have high enough confidence levels, but should because they are among the best looking people ever seen.
to be a goomber,
is a very special thing,
no one would ever want to lose a goomber in their lifetime.
they are someone who should never be forgotten,
and are always loved.
They can brighten your day,
and make everything okay,
Goombers are well loved.
<3
goombers by shpanks mcbang January 25, 2011
Goombotz
Goombotz is a word that combines shortened versions of 2 Italian words meaning Friend and Crazy. Using these 2 words combined into 1 word essentially means "Crazy Friend". Used as a slang term among Italian American Males with their friends
Goom - A shortened Version of the word Goomba which is an Italian slang word for "Friend".
Botz - The English Pronunciation of the Italian word "Pazzo", which means crazy in English.
Goom - A shortened Version of the word Goomba which is an Italian slang word for "Friend".
Botz - The English Pronunciation of the Italian word "Pazzo", which means crazy in English.
Goombotz by Bag o' Donuts September 24, 2019
Goombutt
A butt with a shape similar to that of a Goomba, the brown, mushroom-like enemy from the Super Mario video game franchise. Like a trapezoid with rounded corners, the butt is wider at the bottom than the top and horizontally flat across the lower edge. In form fitting pants, rather than looking like a pair of melons, the goombutt looks more like an underfilled water balloon sitting on a table.
I thought she looked good, but then she turned around and saw that she's got a goombutt. That chick needs to get her ass to the gym.
Goombutt by 0peny0ureyes June 7, 2019
goomberson
goomberson by yoitsmeimaretard September 2, 2020
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Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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