googlynose 

A huge nose you can see right up the nostrils into the sinus cavity

That dudes got googlynose. I can see clear thru to the back of his head.
Watch out if that fucker sneezes

googlynose by uncle meatster December 16, 2013

googlenosis 

Self diagnosis of a critical or terminal illness upon entering symptoms into Google.

After I entered blurry vision into Google, my Googlenosis was brain tumor. I've got to get to the doctor fast!

googlenosis by Paige F. Enimore August 22, 2011

googlenope 

A phrase which when entered into the Google Search Engine will return no hits. Upon being discovered, the googlenope ceases to exist as it will invariably be written about after its discovery.

Brad: I was looking for good British royalty porn yesterday and I put "Queen Elizabeth's Buttocks" in Google but nothing came up.

Chris: Really? Guess it's a googlenope.

googlenope by Thomas Neff June 15, 2007

Googlenometry 

Discussing the intricacies of Google functions and design.

Part of the Googlenometry are the little up/ down arrows on Google that influence the results when logged into your account.

Googlenometry by PointandStare August 28, 2009

Googanosed

A word for the hyperchondriacs out there, who have ever tried to self diagnose themselves on google. Because going to the doctor's is just too much hassle...

"I thought I had appendicitis last night"
"Oh my god, really?!"
"It's ok though, I googanosed my symptons and turns out it was just wind."

Googanosed by parachutes March 5, 2010

googlnone 

When no results containing all your search terms were found by Google.

Your search - "googlnone" - did not match any documents.

googlnone by 27ants March 4, 2014