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Googlecide

The act of hating on people who fight back and smear your name so badly that you become red-flagged across the internet and can't create accounts on various websites due to the bad reputation the original hater has now accumulated.
I googled "jdsonic" and it looks like he finally took the big step of committing googlecide
by Dataghost January 6, 2011
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Googlective

Making Google your homepage, installing the Toolbar and downloading and using as many tools from Google as possible. You are now one with the Googlective. Assistance is mutual, Microsoft is irrelevant. They will be assimilated to service us. We will add your websurfing, email and pictures to our own. You will adapt to use only our services. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!
Dude1: Man, Microsoft costs a nut to buy, so I got a Google account, email and started using their programs. That Toolbar and Picasa are the nugget as well!
Dude2: Welcome to the Googlective! I have everything on my Google Account. I can access it anywhere in the galaxy...I mean in the world, heh heh heh
Dude1: Why does your right arm look like an egg beater humping a VCR? <scream>
by Emerald Druid November 3, 2007
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googledegook

The hits received from a google search that bear little or no relation to the search term.
WTF? I searched for "rim jobbing" and got all this googledegook about employment opportunities in the Pacific Rim.
by Bent Mack November 21, 2005
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Googledexterous

Proficiency or expertise in using search engines, such as Google, to find helpful or meaningful results, especially through the use of parameters and boolean operators.
I couldn't figure out what was wrong, but my googledexterous roommate found a forum post with a solution. Who knew a bachelor's in library science would pay off?
by HildegardvonBingen June 9, 2009
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googlewise

The regular and popular method of proving anything through the Google search engine.
Is it popular googlewise? I mean, have you proved the popularity googlewisely? What are the results on Google?
by Orikinla Osinachi November 22, 2006
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Googlefied

When you realise that "Googling" or having being "googled" or that your friends spend their quiet time "googling" instead of smoking crack or watching Anacronym TV series eg. OC, CSI, CIS etc... and immediately fall into the quiet despair of our collective future.
I am googlefied that my tranny friends weren't out clubbing last night and instead were home googling for my online dating profile - pervs!!!
by Lackofparentalsupervision April 21, 2005
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Googleite

A person who has the need to Google everything in their life.
Jonny is a Googleite, he feels the need to Google everything.
by Just Jacko December 29, 2019
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