Someone who googles porn or singles website for joy, yet they're either in a relationship or possibly married, but does not want to be in a relationship because they're too fuckin unhappy in their own personal relationship, and they're too busy trying to gain sexual gratification by posting themselves as a single on a singles/porn dating website.
"Googlewhoremonger" Looking for a casual relationship with one or two females at my house. I'll make sure my son is not home, so we can make some NOISE!!
You are said to be suffering from Googlechondria if you have convinced yourself that there is something wrong with you by looking up your symptoms on google.
"Hey dude, I found a lump in my sack, I googled it and think I have ball cancer!"
"Man!, your a Googlechondriac, you probably just need to bash one out."