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googlecake 

A result returned by a Web search engine that appears to promise an answer to your query but in fact fails to do so. A common example of googlecake is a forum post where someone has asked the exact question you are seeking to resolve but no-one has posted any answers.
I'm finding lots of googlecake in these results.
googlecake by stevejay November 16, 2010
Words you can keep

Googlebated 

When you get suckered into googling random shit to prove a point.
My father in law Googlebated me by stating Native Americans couldn't grow beards.
Googlebated by Diabos January 30, 2016

googlewanker 

Someone who uses the internet to find answers for a pubquiz to make them appear more inteligent than they are.
Grant: Isn't that Dylan brilliant at pub quizes.
Simon: Nope, he is just a googlewanker. He couldn't put on his socks without looking it up online.
Grant: That's such a shame. I used to like him. What a goooglewanker!
googlewanker by Moofius July 8, 2020

googlebated 

When your are suckered in to Googling useless shit just to prove a point.
Native Americans can't grow beards! "Hold on let me Google that!" I've been googlebated.
googlebated by Diabos January 29, 2016

googlecation 

Taking a vacation using Google Maps Street View. Even cheaper than a staycation.
I googlecationed in Paris this afternoon at a little cafe near the Eifel tower. It was lovely.
googlecation by meshelleee March 2, 2009

Gigglecakes 

Gigglecakes are the fluffiest and or softest version of pancakes. Usually served with a topping of fruit on top or around.
"What are gigglecakes?"

"Well my mom makes the softest gigglecakes in town, they are super fluffy and make your mouth water from just looking at it. It's also served with your favorite fruit as a topping!"
Gigglecakes by Youngits December 21, 2021

Googlebate

To look up oneself on google. Basically, google + masturbate.
I googlebated yesterday and found some weird pictures of myself!
Googlebate by fizzeh January 19, 2008
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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