Person or persons of low intelligence often unwittingly making a fool of themselves in front of their peers. Usually hold themselves in a high regard and have a large ego.

Goofyrat by Anonymous July 30, 2003

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GoofyRetard

To have been Beaten so Severely to Cause mental difficulties, Sillyness, Unable to control bladder functions and to be utterly Stupid.

you've been beaten into a GoofyRetard

GoofyRetard by Matthew Ohrenberg June 20, 2003

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goofymark

In Chicago, a Goofymark is an absolute clown; a punk; a hoestud; ; a clown; a lame; a goof troop. This is worse than being called a bitch, and warrants an immediate invitation to a fist fight.

This goofymark done wifed the neighborhood thottie… straight clown…

goofymark by S. Gotti June 7, 2022

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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