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goodlesock 

a fake last name made up for the fun of it.
Bob Unicorn
(Unicorn= a goodlesock)
goodlesock by iwantsomepie March 13, 2011
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Googlemock 

v. to feign knowledge or interest in a subject in an insincere or pretending manner by presenting information obtained from Google.

Most often occurs occur during texting, online chat, blog, e-mail or other faceless interaction.

n. the act or content thereof
Frank Googlemocked my love of Mothra and the Shōbijin.

She detected a Googlemock in his e-mail to her.

Just Googlemock whatever subject she brings up and she'll never know.
Googlemock by M. Kruize October 19, 2010

googlejocker 

Someone who is watching TV and they are also using a computer at the same time and when they want to learn more about something that they heard on their television, they search the word/phrase on google.
Alexis: Chris, why are you being a googlejocker???
Chris: It's so I can learn more about what I'm seeing on the boobtube!
googlejocker by FitLinxx May 2, 2008

foodlesock 

Where your lover is shoving a sock full of lard up your ass, while your throwing up the waste he dumped into your mouth before.
Jake had to take a load off earlier and Jenny offered fpr him to go in her mouth. So Jake Wasted into Jenny's mouth. Now the two wippersnappers are upstairs in their room foodlesocking.. how sweet.
foodlesock by junior jug July 18, 2011
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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