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Googlemock 

v. to feign knowledge or interest in a subject in an insincere or pretending manner by presenting information obtained from Google.

Most often occurs occur during texting, online chat, blog, e-mail or other faceless interaction.

n. the act or content thereof
Frank Googlemocked my love of Mothra and the Shōbijin.

She detected a Googlemock in his e-mail to her.

Just Googlemock whatever subject she brings up and she'll never know.
Googlemock by M. Kruize October 19, 2010
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Googlebeck 

Friend 1: hey Jimmy, bet you don't know who the premiership's top goal scoring midfielder was for the 02/03 season?

Friend 2: hmmm I'm not sure ( Jimmy checks google) probably Scholes, Harry kewell and Robert Pires

Friend 1: Yes, all three were joint top scoring midfielders that season, did you google it?
when you pretend to know the answer to something, often sporting trivia, but in reality you have just googled it so you get called googlebeck because you have been googlebecking for so long, you little googlebecker
Googlebeck by mushroom clearance February 25, 2020

googlemoogle 

great googlemoogle she's ugly
googlemoogle by DAY July 5, 2003

Googledoctor

When someone has diagnosed their own disease by looking up the symptoms on the internet.
A: I've got brain cancer!

B: How do you know?

A: I have a headache and a lump on my foot! I looked it up on the interwebz and found out it means BRAIN CANCER!

B: Don't believe the Googledoctor, go to a real doctor.
Googledoctor by oldBuzzard March 29, 2010

googlefucked 

When anything is named something that is virtually impossible to do a google search on, usually because the terms are too common
googlefucked by Rachel Hurley October 5, 2004

googlewack 

a combination of two words that when searched through the popular search engine "google" only give one result.
"i hoped that resonating choke would be a googlewack, but its not...."
googlewack by LPUK January 21, 2004

Googlefucked 

n. when you use a google product to find information, such as directions from google maps, and the result is a bizarre route that takes you miles out of your way.
"where the hell are we???" - "I have no clue.... we've been Googlefucked!!!"
Googlefucked by Kaiserbuns January 17, 2009