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good time 

when your off dipshitting around with your friends, just doing what you dumbasses do.
"I can't believe Jake and Steve stole that sign."

"Yeah, but it was a good time."
good time by Jon Zimmerman June 18, 2008

good time 

When a bunch of lesbians knock on your door and you open the door and they are having hot sex on your front porch!
Fuck man, it was a total good time when Sally and Monica were fucking eachother right against my front door!

good time 

sexual endeavors with men other than a significant other that lead to the phrase "FML" being uttered the morning after; usually done without too much regret, and with a lot of pleasure
I wouldn't call it cheating, I just know how to have a good time.
good time by thatonegurlll May 4, 2009

Good Time 

The post Covid-19 alternative to the now-obsolete "Good Morning" and "Good Evening", seeing as to how the traditional human sleeping schedule has been thrown right out the window.
4:00am
-Good time, Mary!
-Good time to you, John.

7:00pm
-Good time, Trevor.
-Good time, Isaac!
Good Time by deathbat7x April 10, 2020

Good time 

A euphemism for fellatio or "head".
"We met some girls/Some dancers who gave a good time"-- AC/DC Thunderstruck
Good time by MTyeW23 April 21, 2022

Good Time 

Dude 1: “So my golden retriever tongue punched my fart box last night. Not sure if he knew that he was tossing my salad, but he totally buffed my leather cheerio balloon knot somethin’ fierce.”

Dude 2: “Oh so you had a Good Time?”

Dude 1: “Yeah.”
Good Time by OklahomaWaterfall July 23, 2022
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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