4 definitions by Jon Zimmerman
a thief who likes to steal worthless signs and hide them in his pants. often steals from large chain stores such as Walmart.
employee: "Hey, what happened to the shop sign. It's gone."
shopowner: "What? It was here a minute ago."
employee: "Well, I did see some kid hanging around outside."
shopowner: "That damn potato."
shopowner: "What? It was here a minute ago."
employee: "Well, I did see some kid hanging around outside."
shopowner: "That damn potato."
by Jon Zimmerman June 19, 2008
guy 1: "Man, why do I keep getting all these lemons?"
guy 2: "I don't know. You should make some lemonade though."
guy 2: "I don't know. You should make some lemonade though."
by Jon Zimmerman June 19, 2008
by Jon Zimmerman June 19, 2008
guy: "Woah stripper pants, you should try to gain some height."
girl: "Yeah whatever tall person. Hope you fall and die."
guy: "Damn, she's such a briana."
girl: "Yeah whatever tall person. Hope you fall and die."
guy: "Damn, she's such a briana."
by Jon Zimmerman June 19, 2008